So this pirate walks into a bar, asks the bartender for some rum on the rocks. Bartender's like "no problem, but you know you got a steering wheel hanging off your zipper." Pirate says "Arr, I know, it's been drivin' me nuts all day."
Yar, that thar be the best dang pirate joke.
Haarharhar!
Captain, ye be slaying the men with laughter! It be a good thing, rather the lashings!
T' lot o' you swabs best shut up, or I'll strap your worthless carcass t' t' fo'c'sle durin' heavy seas.
Arrr have yee watchd the latest Pirate movie?
Gyarrr! It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
>.> <.< >.>
(ninja attack!)
(vanish)
Quote from: THE FONZ on September 19, 2007, 08:44:55 AM
>.> <.< >.>
(ninja attack!)
(vanish)
:ninja: :ninja: :ninja: :ninja:
You are a Pirate! (http://art1.sheezyart.com/swf/82/821125.swf)
lol@DC
Good night Wesley. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
Quote from: lolakills on September 19, 2007, 12:20:34 PM
You are a Pirate! (http://art1.sheezyart.com/swf/82/821125.swf)
It hurts me eyes! Yar!
Yar har flibbertigee?
I harpoon'd me lunch, a giant kraken, but it be a bit grabby yet.
In honor of pirates everywhere, here's my fav version of a classic little "Black Baller" shanty:
Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down!
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
Oh, Blow the man down, bullies, blow him right down!
Give me some time to blow the man down!
As I was a-walking down Paradise Street,
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
A pretty young damsel I chanced for to meet.
Give me some time to blow the man down!
She was round in the counter and bluff in the bow,
So I took in all sail and cried "Way enough now."
I hailed her in English, she answered me clear,
"I'm from the Black Arrow bound to the Shakespeare."
So I tailed her my flipper and took her in tow,
And yardarm to yardarm away we did go.
But as we were going she said unto me,
"There's a spanking full-rigger just ready for sea."
That spanking full-rigger to New York was bound;
She was very well manned and very well found.
But soon as that packet was clear of the bar,
The mate knocked me down with the end of a spar,
And as soon as that packet was out on the sea,
`Twas devilish hard treatment of every degree.
So I give you fair warning before we belay;
Don't never take heed of what pretty girls say.
Aye, and our next meeting be in Boston.
We can pARRRRRk the cARRRRR in HARRRRRvard YARRRRRd!
My parrot be rollin' his one good eye.
What be ye pirate name (http://www.piratequiz.com/)
Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!
Your pirate name is:
Mad Tom Flint
Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
I think my quiz was broken:
Red Tom Rackham
"Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
Well, I do like a nice rack.
Nay, ye be me kin, Red Tom.
Black Jack Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
I see ye be getting to know each other, ye filthy bilge rats.
Get to work. Swab yon subforums!
My pirate name is:
Iron Tom Vane
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!
I'm up for a nice disembowelment!
We both be Iron by name!
Indeed my dear Charity, we Arr!
Your pirate name is:
Iron James Roberts
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!
Y I so gud. hypothetical QQ <3
And, Bob, I saw that commercial too. You fail
Rayray be the Southern Pirate Jimmy Bobby!
Quote from: Iron Charity Bonney on September 19, 2007, 04:46:09 PM
Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney
Every time I read that, I think: Iron Chastity Belt. XD
My Pirate Name is: Jimmy Buffet.
>.>
I have no idea what commercial Ray is talking about, but if anyone made that joke into a commercial, they are my heroes.
Quote from: THE FONZ on September 21, 2007, 08:46:35 AM
Quote from: Iron Charity Bonney on September 19, 2007, 04:46:09 PM
Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney
Every time I read that, I think: Iron Chastity Belt. XD
My Pirate Name is: Jimmy Buffet.
>.>
I think it is appropriate.
Quote from: Iron Charity Bonney on September 21, 2007, 07:49:03 PM
Quote from: THE FONZ on September 21, 2007, 08:46:35 AM
Quote from: Iron Charity Bonney on September 19, 2007, 04:46:09 PM
Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney
Every time I read that, I think: Iron Chastity Belt. XD
My Pirate Name is: Jimmy Buffet.
>.>
I think it is appropriate.
An
Iron Chastity Belt seems a bit too much.
FUCK!
Missed it. ;__;
Mad Davy Bonney
XD
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"
Quote from: uɐp on September 21, 2007, 09:36:55 PM
Mad Davy Bonney
XD
"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"
Arr, be we ... kin?
Dirty Roger Bonney
Bonneys rule
I'll raise a glass to that!
Black Tom Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Wow this sanctuary is for only chats?
Cool.......... ::)
As opposed to what?
Quote from: SakuraAshura28 on September 28, 2007, 12:23:31 AM
Wow this sanctuary is for only chats?
Cool.......... ::)
What? There's more than chat going on here there is...and...oh, and....