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International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« on: September 19, 2007, 03:59:00 AM »
So this pirate walks into a bar, asks the bartender for some rum on the rocks.  Bartender's like "no problem, but you know you got a steering wheel hanging off your zipper."  Pirate says "Arr, I know, it's been drivin' me nuts all day."

Yar, that thar be the best dang pirate joke.
« Last Edit: September 19, 2007, 11:57:09 AM by bobn64 »
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2007, 04:00:51 AM »
Haarharhar!

Captain, ye be slaying the men with laughter! It be a good thing, rather the lashings!


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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2007, 05:44:06 AM »
T' lot o' you swabs best shut up, or I'll strap your worthless carcass t' t' fo'c'sle durin' heavy seas.
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2007, 07:19:12 AM »
Arrr have yee watchd the latest Pirate movie?

Gyarrr!  It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2007, 07:44:55 AM »
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2007, 07:52:25 AM »
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2007, 11:20:34 AM »

All I need is some coffee to stay sharp

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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2007, 11:35:19 AM »
lol@DC

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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2007, 12:44:37 PM »
You are a Pirate!
It hurts me eyes! Yar!

Yar har flibbertigee?

I harpoon'd me lunch, a giant kraken, but it be a bit grabby yet.


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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2007, 01:16:40 PM »
In honor of pirates everywhere, here's my fav version of a classic little "Black Baller" shanty:

Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down!
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
Oh, Blow the man down, bullies, blow him right down!
Give me some time to blow the man down!

As I was a-walking down Paradise Street,
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
A pretty young damsel I chanced for to meet.
Give me some time to blow the man down!

She was round in the counter and bluff in the bow,
So I took in all sail and cried "Way enough now."

I hailed her in English, she answered me clear,
"I'm from the Black Arrow bound to the Shakespeare."

So I tailed her my flipper and took her in tow,
And yardarm to yardarm away we did go.

But as we were going she said unto me,
"There's a spanking full-rigger just ready for sea."

That spanking full-rigger to New York was bound;
She was very well manned and very well found.

But soon as that packet was clear of the bar,
The mate knocked me down with the end of a spar,

And as soon as that packet was out on the sea,
`Twas devilish hard treatment of every degree.

So I give you fair warning before we belay;
Don't never take heed of what pretty girls say.

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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2007, 01:34:03 PM »
Aye, and our next meeting be in Boston.

We can pARRRRRk the cARRRRR in HARRRRRvard YARRRRRd!
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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2007, 02:25:14 PM »
My parrot be rollin' his one good eye.


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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #12 on: September 19, 2007, 03:46:09 PM »
What be ye pirate name


Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!


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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #13 on: September 19, 2007, 04:08:45 PM »
 Your pirate name is:
Mad Tom Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

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Re: International Talk Like a Pirate Day
« Reply #14 on: September 19, 2007, 04:21:25 PM »
I think my quiz was broken:

Red Tom Rackham
"Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
Well, I do like a nice rack.
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