International Talk Like a Pirate Day

Started by Borthran, September 19, 2007, 04:59:00 AM

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So this pirate walks into a bar, asks the bartender for some rum on the rocks.  Bartender's like "no problem, but you know you got a steering wheel hanging off your zipper."  Pirate says "Arr, I know, it's been drivin' me nuts all day."

Yar, that thar be the best dang pirate joke.
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The Lonely Moon


Captain, ye be slaying the men with laughter! It be a good thing, rather the lashings!


T' lot o' you swabs best shut up, or I'll strap your worthless carcass t' t' fo'c'sle durin' heavy seas.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You musn't lose it.


Arrr have yee watchd the latest Pirate movie?

Gyarrr!  It was rated ARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!


Mr. ZeroRyoko1974


All I need is some coffee to stay sharp



Good night Wesley. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You musn't lose it.

The Lonely Moon

Quote from: lolakills on September 19, 2007, 12:20:34 PM
You are a Pirate!
It hurts me eyes! Yar!

Yar har flibbertigee?

I harpoon'd me lunch, a giant kraken, but it be a bit grabby yet.


In honor of pirates everywhere, here's my fav version of a classic little "Black Baller" shanty:

Oh, blow the man down, bullies, blow the man down!
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
Oh, Blow the man down, bullies, blow him right down!
Give me some time to blow the man down!

As I was a-walking down Paradise Street,
To me way-aye, blow the man down.
A pretty young damsel I chanced for to meet.
Give me some time to blow the man down!

She was round in the counter and bluff in the bow,
So I took in all sail and cried "Way enough now."

I hailed her in English, she answered me clear,
"I'm from the Black Arrow bound to the Shakespeare."

So I tailed her my flipper and took her in tow,
And yardarm to yardarm away we did go.

But as we were going she said unto me,
"There's a spanking full-rigger just ready for sea."

That spanking full-rigger to New York was bound;
She was very well manned and very well found.

But soon as that packet was clear of the bar,
The mate knocked me down with the end of a spar,

And as soon as that packet was out on the sea,
`Twas devilish hard treatment of every degree.

So I give you fair warning before we belay;
Don't never take heed of what pretty girls say.

0. The Fool

Aye, and our next meeting be in Boston.

For reference, formerly J's Sin, then Shirei, and Anathema.

The Lonely Moon

The Lonely Moon

What be ye pirate name

Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney
A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!


 Your pirate name is:
Mad Tom Flint

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!


I think my quiz was broken:

Red Tom Rackham
"Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!"
Well, I do like a nice rack.
You're only given a little spark of madness. You musn't lose it.