International Talk Like a Pirate Day

[0. The Fool]

Nay, ye be me kin, Red Tom.

Black Jack Rackham

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

[The Lonely Moon]

I see ye be getting to know each other, ye filthy bilge rats. 

Get to work. Swab yon subforums!

[lolakills]

My pirate name is:
Iron Tom Vane

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr!

I'm up for a nice disembowelment!

[The Lonely Moon]

We both be Iron by name!

[lolakills]

Indeed my dear Charity, we Arr!

[AngelKnightRay]

Your pirate name is:
Iron James Roberts

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!


Y I so gud. hypothetical QQ <3


And, Bob, I saw that commercial too. You fail

[Havok]

Rayray be the Southern Pirate Jimmy Bobby!

[HAPPYGOLUCKY]

Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney

Every time I read that, I think: Iron Chastity Belt. XD

My Pirate Name is: Jimmy Buffet.
>.>

[Borthran]

I have no idea what commercial Ray is talking about, but if anyone made that joke into a commercial, they are my heroes.

[The Lonely Moon]

Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney

Every time I read that, I think: Iron Chastity Belt. XD

My Pirate Name is: Jimmy Buffet.
>.>

I think it is appropriate. 

[lolakills]

Your pirate name is:
Iron Charity Bonney

Every time I read that, I think: Iron Chastity Belt. XD

My Pirate Name is: Jimmy Buffet.
>.>

I think it is appropriate. 

An Iron Chastity Belt seems a bit too much.

[Dan]

FUCK!

Missed it. ;__;

[Dan]

Mad Davy Bonney

XD

"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"

[The Lonely Moon]

Mad Davy Bonney

XD

"Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!"

Arr, be we ... kin?

[Borthran]

Dirty Roger Bonney

Bonneys rule